Don't worry, the spider is smaller than you. "Yeah. So is a grenade."Anonymous
That moment when there's a spider on you, and you suddenly turn into a black belt karate master.Anonymous
Happiness: The emotion that puts your face in motion. Fear: The emotion that puts your legs in motion. Anger: The emotion that puts your fist in motion. Lesson: Don't be afraid or angry and you won't have to run and fight.CoolFunnyQuotes.com
I fear one day I'll meet God, he'll sneeze and I won't know what to say.
I'm not afraid to die. I just don't like the thought of being gone so long!Anonymous
I may not know Karate, but I know crazy and I'm not afraid to use it.Anonymous
I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens. Woody Allen