Don't worry, the spider is smaller than you. "Yeah. So is a grenade." Anonymous
That moment when there's a spider on you, and you suddenly turn into a black belt karate master. Anonymous
Happiness: The emotion that puts your face in motion. Fear: The emotion that puts your legs in motion. Anger: The emotion that puts your fist in motion. Lesson: Don't be afraid or angry and you won't have to run and fight. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
I fear one day I'll meet God, he'll sneeze and I won't know what to say.
I'm not afraid to die. I just don't like the thought of being gone so long! Anonymous
I may not know Karate, but I know crazy and I'm not afraid to use it. Anonymous
I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens. Woody Allen
You love flowers, but you cut them. You love animals, but you eat them. You tell me you love me, so now I'm scared! Anonymous
My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking that I'd have to do. Anonymous
Remember: Don't Insult the Alligator till after you cross the river. Anonymous
I don't care when people honk at me, but when geese do, I get out of the way! CoolFunnyQuotes.com
Newspaper Ad. FREE PUPPIES: Half cocker spaniel, half sneaky neighbors dog. Anonymous
Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing, right in your ear. Dave Barry
The hardest part of trying to steal one sheep is stopping the rest of them from following. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
God loved the birds and invented trees. Man loved the birds and invented cages.
Fall is my favorite season in Los Angeles, watching the birds change color and fall from the trees