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I'm stuck between "I need to save money" and "You only live once."

They say "don't try this at home" so I'm coming over to your house to try it.

I just cleaned the house top to bottom, so now I'm gonna need everybody to stop living here.

I childproofed my house but the kids still get in somehow.

Sharks are not so bad... If a stranger came into my house wearing only a bathing suit, I'd probably get angry too.

Love is like a tornado, picks you up off your feet and sometimes takes half your house.

For the best seat in the house, you'll have to move the dog.

Don't know where your kids are in the house? Turn off the internet and they'll show up quickly.

In my house dirty dishes are like rabbits, they keep multiplying.

Cleaning the house while your kids are still home is like shoveling while it's still snowing.

Ever since it started snowing my husband is standing in front of the window and watching. If the snow gets much worse, I might let him inside the house.