I'm off to club bed, featuring DJ Pillow and MC Blanky.
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Me and my bed are perfect for each other, but my alarm clock keeps trying to break us up.
When I'm at work I can fall asleep instantly, but when I'm in my bed I can hardly fall asleep.
Your eyes water when you yawn because you miss your bed and it makes you sad.
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.
I believe there should be a better way to start each day... instead of waking up every morning.
In the morning you beg to sleep more, in the afternoon you are dying to sleep, and at night you refuse to sleep.
In the morning I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the evening I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the night I can't sleep.. I'm so hungry!
Those who snore always fall asleep first.
I don't need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.
I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?
I think it is good that books still exist, but they do make me sleepy.
Don't wake me up! I'm studying.
Sleeping on my keyboard. If I answer, I'm talking in my sleep.
Don't give up on your dreams so soon, sleep longer.
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking terrible?
At night, I can't fall asleep. In the morning, I can't get up.
When people tell me "You're going to regret that in the morning," I sleep in until noon because I'm a problem solver.
I've made it from the bed to the couch. There's no stopping me now.
Life's biggest struggle: I need to pee, but I don't want to get out of bed.
I was gonna take over the world today but I overslept. Postponed, again!
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