I'm off to club bed, featuring DJ Pillow and MC Blanky.
Life's biggest struggle: I need to pee, but I don't want to get out of bed. Anonymous
I like to live life dangerously by occasionally sticking my foot out over the edge of the bed at night. Anonymous
I've made it from the bed to the couch. There's no stopping me now. Anonymous
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. Anonymous
When I'm at work I can fall asleep instantly, but when I'm in my bed I can hardly fall asleep. Anonymous
Your eyes water when you yawn because you miss your bed and it makes you sad. Anonymous
Me and my bed are perfect for each other, but my alarm clock keeps trying to break us up. Anonymous
He's so lazy that if there were work in bed, he would rather sleep on the floor.
When I said that I cleaned my room, I just meant I made a path from the doorway to my bed. Anonymous
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling? Anonymous