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After many years of studying my Geography book I finally know by heart that Australia is on page 23.
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I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
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In grammar class the teacher asks her student: When you sing you say 'I sing' what do you say when your brother is singing? I say 'shut up you're a terrible singer'.
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New year resolutions you can actually keep!
Skip more classes in school. Call in sick at work more.
Go shopping more often.
Eat more unhealthy food like fries and burgers.
Drink more pop cans instead of freshly squeezing healthy fruits.
Do less exercise and watch more TV.
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Skip more classes in school. Call in sick at work more.
Go shopping more often.
Eat more unhealthy food like fries and burgers.
Drink more pop cans instead of freshly squeezing healthy fruits.
Do less exercise and watch more TV.
Anonymous
Bathroom sign above toilet: It's like basketball, the basket is bigger than the ball! Learn to score properly!
Anonymous
Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.
George Burns
Been there done that. Then, been there several more times, because apparently I never learn.
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