Today I saw something through a store window that was truly stunning, beautiful and sexy. I wanted to get it for you, but then I realized it's my own reflection!
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The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.
To make time fly, throw your watch out the window.
What is the one machine at your local gym you should use to impress the ladies? The bank machine.
A girl called me once and said "come over, nobody is home!" I went there and she was right, nobody was home!
When a door closes another door should open, but if it doesn't then go in through the window.
Stop! You're under arrest for being too sexy. Your sentence is an eternity inside my heart.
I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and then wake up beautiful.
I am going to make a very beautiful life for myself, no matter what it takes.
True friends are like diamonds - bright, beautiful, valuable, and always in style.
Why do you wear glasses? My eyes are so beautiful they have to be kept behind glass, like a showcase.
I might get a job cleaning mirrors. It's definitely a job I can see myself doing.
Computer dating is fine, if you're a computer.
I made a huge to do list for today. I just can't figure out who's going to do it.
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