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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

If you're hotter than me, then that means I'm cooler than you.

Did you ever notice, whenever you need your keys the most, that's when they're the hardest to find?

Most of the time... when you're crying, nobody notices your tears.
Most of the time... when you're worried, nobody feels your pain.
Most of the time... when you're happy, nobody sees your smile.
But when you fart just one time...

I love you so much I'd fight a bear for you. Well not a grizzly bear because they have claws, and not a panda bear because they know Kung Fu... But a care bear, I'd definitely fight a care bear for you.

You're like a sharpie - super fine.

Forget the butterflies, I feel the entire zoo in my stomach when I'm with you.

True love is truly amazing only when it's truly true.

Our love is like a train with no brakes, unstoppable.

It's funny how nobody notices all the good things you do until you don't do them.

To make a mistake is human, but to blame it on someone else, that's even more human.