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Our love is like a train with no brakes, unstoppable.

Girls are like phones. We love to be held and talked to, but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!

Common sense is like deodorant, those who need it the most never use it.

A bald spot is like a lie, the bigger it gets the harder it is to cover it up.

A bikini is like a barbed wire fence. It protects the property without obstructing the view.

Men are like bank accounts.
Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.

A relationship without trust is like a cell phone with no service, all you can do is play games.

Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together.

When someone doesn't like something, it's often because they're not familiar with it, or they're too familiar with it.

My room is like the Bermuda triangle, stuff goes in and is never seen again.

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.