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When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that's a few steps ahead is the one that's mad.

Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.

The most important four words for a successful marriage: 'I'll do the dishes.'

Marriage is the bond between a person who never remembers anniversaries and another who never forgets them.

Some relationships are like Tom and Jerry, they argue and disagree all the time, but they still can't live without each other.

I'm not arguing, I'm just telling you why you're wrong.

My prince is not coming on a white horse... He's obviously riding a turtle, and definitely lost.

When you see a couple walking down the street holding hands and laughing, you look over to your side and the only thing you're holding is a half eaten sandwich.

My darling, this scenery makes me speechless. Husband: Perfect, we're setting up tent here.

Me and my wife lived happily for twenty years.... then we met.