CoolFunnyQuotes.com Quote

Home / Authors / CoolFunnyQuotes.com
When a couple is arguing over who loves who more, the one that gives up is the real winner.

When a couple is arguing over who loves who more, the one that gives up is the real winner.

More Quotes by CoolFunnyQuotes.com

Love Quotes Marriage Quotes

Similar Quotes

When you see a couple walking down the street holding hands and laughing, you look over to your side and the only thing you're holding is a half eaten sandwich. - Violet Matters

When you see a couple walking down the street holding hands and laughing, you look over to your side and the only thing you're holding is a half eaten sandwich.

Violet Matters
Eat Quotes Love Quotes Marriage Quotes
When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that's a few steps ahead is the one that's mad. - Helen Rowland

When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that's a few steps ahead is the one that's mad.

Helen Rowland
Marriage Quotes
Me and my wife lived happily for twenty years.... then we met.

Me and my wife lived happily for twenty years.... then we met.

Anonymous
Happy Quotes Marriage Quotes Short Quotes
Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love. - Albert Einstein

Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.

Albert Einstein
Famous Quotes Love Quotes People Quotes

My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.

Socrates
Good Quotes Happy Quotes Marriage Quotes
Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway. - Joey Adams

Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.

Joey Adams
Marriage Quotes
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? - Anonymous

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

Anonymous
Love Quotes Questions Short Quotes
There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart. - Melanie Griffith

There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart.

Melanie Griffith
Famous Quotes Love Quotes Short Quotes

Love is like playing bridge, if you don't have a good partner, it's good to at least have a good hand.

Anonymous
Analogies Good Quotes Love Quotes
Newspaper Ad. For sale: Encyclopedia Britannica, complete set of 45 volumes. No longer needed due to getting married. My wife knows everything. $200 Or best offer. - Anonymous

Newspaper Ad. For sale: Encyclopedia Britannica, complete set of 45 volumes. No longer needed due to getting married. My wife knows everything. $200 Or best offer.

Anonymous
Know Quotes Marriage Quotes Wife Quotes
Marriage is a wonderful institution... but who wants to live in an institution? - Groucho Marx

Marriage is a wonderful institution... but who wants to live in an institution?

Groucho Marx
Marriage Quotes Short Quotes
Love your enemies. It makes them so damned mad.

Love your enemies. It makes them so damned mad.

P.D. East
Love Quotes Sayings Short Quotes
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

Rita Rudner
Life Quotes Love Quotes Marriage Quotes
They say that love is more important than money, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug?

They say that love is more important than money, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug?

Anonymous
Love Quotes Money Quotes
In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.

In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.

Woody Allen
Marriage Quotes Short Quotes Stupid Quotes

Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards.

Benjamin Franklin
Marriage Quotes Short Quotes
The most important four words for a successful marriage: 'I'll do the dishes.'

The most important four words for a successful marriage: 'I'll do the dishes.'

Anonymous
Marriage Quotes Short Quotes
My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way. - Henny Youngman

My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.

Henny Youngman
Eat Quotes Marriage Quotes Short Quotes
Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.

Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.

Joey Adams
Love Quotes Never Quotes Sayings
Ever since it started snowing my husband is standing in front of the window and watching.

Ever since it started snowing my husband is standing in front of the window and watching. If the snow gets much worse, I might let him inside the house.

Anonymous
Marriage Quotes
I always help my wife out with housework such as washing the dishes and doing the laundry. She washes them, and I let them dry. - Anonymous

I always help my wife out with housework such as washing the dishes and doing the laundry. She washes them, and I let them dry.

Anonymous
Lazy Quotes Marriage Quotes Stupid Quotes
Love Quotes Marriage Quotes

Funny Quote Topics

Recommended Sites

Pure Love Quotes Impressive Facts

Search our Site