When a couple is arguing over who loves who more, the one that gives up is the real winner.
When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that's a few steps ahead is the one that's mad.
Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway. Joey Adams
The most important four words for a successful marriage: 'I'll do the dishes.' Anonymous
Marriage is the bond between a person who never remembers anniversaries and another who never forgets them.
Some relationships are like Tom and Jerry, they argue and disagree all the time, but they still can't live without each other. Anonymous
My prince is not coming on a white horse... He's obviously riding a turtle, and definitely lost. Anonymous
When you see a couple walking down the street holding hands and laughing, you look over to your side and the only thing you're holding is a half eaten sandwich.
My darling, this scenery makes me speechless. Husband: Perfect, we're setting up tent here. Anonymous