When a couple is arguing over who loves who more, the one that gives up is the real winner.
When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that's a few steps ahead is the one that's mad.
Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway. Joey Adams
The most important four words for a successful marriage: 'I'll do the dishes.' Anonymous
Marriage is the bond between a person who never remembers anniversaries and another who never forgets them.
Some relationships are like Tom and Jerry, they argue and disagree all the time, but they still can't live without each other. Anonymous
My prince is not coming on a white horse... He's obviously riding a turtle, and definitely lost. Anonymous
When you see a couple walking down the street holding hands and laughing, you look over to your side and the only thing you're holding is a half eaten sandwich.
My darling, this scenery makes me speechless. Husband: Perfect, we're setting up tent here. Anonymous
Me and my wife lived happily for twenty years.... then we met. Anonymous
Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love. Albert Einstein
My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.
There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart.
Love is like playing bridge, if you don't have a good partner, it's good to at least have a good hand. Anonymous
Newspaper Ad. For sale: Encyclopedia Britannica, complete set of 45 volumes. No longer needed due to getting married. My wife knows everything. $200 Or best offer. Anonymous
Marriage is a wonderful institution... but who wants to live in an institution? Groucho Marx
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.