Hmmm this text message is a little too harsh, I'll add LOL at the end.
I'm tired of adding 'LOL' to the end of my texts for sensitive people. I said what I said, deal with it.
How do you make your cell phone smarter? Turn up the brightness.
I love that cute thing you do when you stop texting me for hours, it's adorable.
Never trust someone who takes hours to text you back, but when you hang out with them they check their phone every minute.
My cell phone is acting up, I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I'm still at work.
I miss the days when you could just push someone in the swimming pool without worrying about their cell phone.
How come iPhone chargers are not called apple juice?
I finally realized that people are prisoners of their phones... that's why it's called a "cell" phone.
I turned my phone on airplane mode and threw it in the air. Worst transformer ever.
Girls are like phones. We love to be held and talked to, but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!
The most important thing in life is not knowing everything, it's having the phone number of somebody who does!
According to Archimedes' principle, what happens when you jump in a bathtub full of water? Answer: The phone rings.
Me: For the first time in life, things seem to be getting better. :) Life: LOL, give me a second!
Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and smarter... people the opposite.
What's happening with your phone, every time I call you it says 'The subscriber you're calling is a monkey, please contact the zoo.'
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it's not flying!
A text message can lead to a date, which can lead to a kiss, and a wonderful night together. Will you text me?
Stop texting me in the middle of texting you... now I have to change my text.
A relationship without trust is like a cell phone with no service, all you can do is play games.
If you can't laugh at your own problems, call me and I'll laugh at them.
Got a new phone today, my old one failed the swimming test.
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