The book of records wanted to give me the record for the biggest liar, but I lied that I moved out of the country.
More Quotes by Anonymous
Don't ask me anything, and I won't tell you any lies.
Lies I tell myself: Just one more cookie. Just one more movie. Just one more minute.
Nine out of ten people love chocolate, and the 10th person is always lying.
Never judge a book by it's movie
A bald spot is like a lie, the bigger it gets the harder it is to cover it up.
A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
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