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Don't press your luck, you might pop it.

I stretch my arms, I bend my knees, I straighten my neck, and they are all crunching. Conclusion: I'm not getting older, I'm getting more crunchy.

My goal this weekend is to move... just enough so people don't think I'm dead.

Today I laughed until my abs started hurting, so I can skip the gym.

Of all my body parts my eyes get the most exercise, I do at least a thousand eye rolls every day.

I did a push-up today. Well actually I fell down, but I had to use my arms to get back up, so close enough.

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries!

Yes of course I am athletic... I surf the Internet every day.

What's best way to build upper arm strength? Take lots of selfies.

I might wake up early and do some exercise, or I might win the lotto, the odds are the same.