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I stretch my arms, I bend my knees, I straighten my neck, and they are all crunching. Conclusion: I'm not getting older, I'm getting more crunchy.
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Of all my body parts my eyes get the most exercise, I do at least a thousand eye rolls every day.
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I did a push-up today. Well actually I fell down, but I had to use my arms to get back up, so close enough.
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I might wake up early and do some exercise, or I might win the lotto, the odds are the same.
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If you let out a loud fart and someone hears you, just yell "Jet Power" and start running.
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Whenever I'm sad, you're there. Whenever I have problems, you're there. Whenever I lose control, you're there. Let's face it, you are bad luck.
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