Today is one of those days that even my coffee needs a coffee.
Sometimes I just want someone to hug me and say "I know it's hard, but you'll be okay. Here's a coffee and a million dollars." Anonymous
I don't understand what's bothering you honey, I bring you coffee in bed every morning, all you have to do is grind it. Anonymous
When life closes a door, just open it again. It's a door, that's how they work. Anonymous
I have been putting a lot of thought into it, and I just don't think being an adult is going to work for me. Anonymous
I'm not running away from hard work, I'm too lazy to run. Anonymous
Want to hear a construction joke? Sorry, I'm still working on it. Anonymous
The traffic is so slow today that I read two books, ate lunch, dinner, replied to all my emails, and I still haven't got to work yet. Anonymous