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A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.

Don't believe everything fortune cookies tells you. Just because they're sweet doesn't mean they're right. Anonymous

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Never wrestle with a pig. You'll both get dirty, and the pig likes it. Anonymous

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Work is just something I'm doing until I win the lottery. Anonymous

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According to Archimedes' principle, what happens when you jump in a bathtub full of water? Answer: The phone rings. Anonymous

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Relationships these days start by pressing LIKE on her photo. Anonymous

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I feel the best when I am happy. Anonymous

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I don't need anger management, you just need to stop making me angry! Anonymous

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Today was once tomorrow, and tomorrow will be today soon. Anonymous

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The only problem with golf is that the slow people are always in front of you and the fast people always end up behind you. Anonymous

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I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives. Anonymous

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Alcohol kills brain cells slowly, but that never bothered me because I'm not in a hurry. Anonymous

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Every weekend I do what I love most, absolutely nothing! Anonymous

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My hobbies include eating and complaining that I've gained too much weight. Anonymous

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Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking terrible? Anonymous

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Don't worry about what to wear today, your smile goes with any clothes. Anonymous

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