You can talk to yourself and you can answer yourself, but if feel the need to pardon yourself, that's when you know something's wrong.
Retirement is great, you get to be your own boss and tell yourself to do nothing all day. Anonymous
Honesty top moment: to be a cop and give yourself a ticket for going through a red light. Anonymous
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. Anonymous
I consider myself a crayon, I might not be your favorite color but one day you'll need me to complete your picture.
Of course I talk to myself... sometimes I need expert advice. Anonymous
Always be yourself, unless you can be a unicorn. Then always be a unicorn. Anonymous
I remember years ago when all I wanted is to be older. I was wrong!! Anonymous