You can talk to yourself and you can answer yourself, but if feel the need to pardon yourself, that's when you know something's wrong.
Alcohol kills brain cells slowly, but that never bothered me because I'm not in a hurry.
Your mind needs exercise just as much as your body does, that's why I think of jogging every day.
Zoning out is your brain's way of saying "You look bored. Let me take you to a better place."
Some minds are like concrete, thoroughly mixed and permanently set.
Always follow your heart, but remember to bring your brain along.
Maybe if we tell people the brain is an app, they'll start using it.
Have you ever looked at someone and knew the wheel was turning, but the hamster fell off long time ago?
I just finally discovered what's wrong with my brain: on the left side there is nothing right and on the right side, there is nothing left.
Me: We need to fall asleep. Brain: No, let's stay awake and think about every decision we made today.
I would go out of my mind, but I can't find the exit.
Due to intense brain fog all of my thoughts have been grounded until further notice.
My mind is like my web browser. 19 tabs are open, 3 are frozen and I have no idea where the music is coming from.
I want to sleep but my brain won't stop talking to itself.
The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.
Of course I talk to myself... sometimes I need expert advice.
Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.
I consider myself a crayon, I might not be your favorite color but one day you'll need me to complete your picture.
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
Honesty top moment: to be a cop and give yourself a ticket for going through a red light.
Retirement is great, you get to be your own boss and tell yourself to do nothing all day.
Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.
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