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I get enough exercise just by pushing my luck!

Your mind needs exercise just as much as your body does, that's why I think of jogging every day.

I follow a rigorous exercise routine that I never get lazy about; fetching beer bottles from the fridge.

Of all my body parts my eyes get the most exercise, I do at least a thousand eye rolls every day.

New year resolutions you can actually keep!
Skip more classes in school.
Call in sick at work more.
Go shopping more often.
Eat more unhealthy food like fries and burgers.
Drink more pop cans instead of freshly squeezing healthy fruits.
Do less exercise and watch more TV.

Yes of course I am athletic... I surf the Internet every day.

What's best way to build upper arm strength? Take lots of selfies.

I might wake up early and do some exercise, or I might win the lotto, the odds are the same.

I love my six pack so much, I protect is with a layer of fat.

Every morning I do 10 sit-ups, to hit the snooze button on my alarm clock.

Just got 30 minutes of cardio trying to pick up an ice cube from the kitchen floor.