You know you are lazy when you get excited about cancelling your plans.
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If I won the award for laziness, I would send somebody to pick it up for me.
I wonder, we lazy people go to heaven... or do they send someone to pick us up?
I'm not lazy, I'm on power saving mode.
Maybe there are no excuses to be lazy, but I'm still going to keep looking.
My goal this weekend is to move... just enough so people don't think I'm dead.
It may look like I'm doing nothing, but in my head I'm quite busy.
I love my six pack so much, I protect is with a layer of fat.
I'm not running away from hard work, I'm too lazy to run.
Lazy people fact #2347827309018287. You were too lazy to read that number.
I've made it from the bed to the couch. There's no stopping me now.
Lazy is such an ugly word. I prefer to call it selective participation.
I put the "Pro" in procrastinate.
What type of exercise do lazy people do? Diddly squats.
I always say "morning" instead of "good morning", because if it was a good morning, I'd still be asleep.
I'm a person who wants to do a lot of things trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep a lot.
I'm not lazy, I just really enjoy doing nothing.
I'm super lazy today. It's like normal lazy but I'm wearing a cape.
I'm not lazy, I'm waiting for inspiration to hit me... should be here any time now.
I haven't tried Yoga, but I bent over to pick up my keys off the floor.. so I'm sure I wouldn't like Yoga.
Don't invite me anywhere in the last minute. I enjoy doing nothing, so I need to know ahead of time if my plan to do nothing needs to be changed.
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