You know you are lazy when you get excited about cancelling your plans.
Ultimate lazy moment: Watching the sunrise on TV because you're too lazy to get up and watch it for real. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
Yesterday I did nothing and today I'm finishing what I did yesterday. Anonymous
Being a couch potato is dangerous, someone may get hungry and eat you! CoolFunnyQuotes.com
Everyone needs to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer. Anonymous
If I won the award for laziness, I would send somebody to pick it up for me. Anonymous
The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.
I wonder, we lazy people go to heaven... or do they send someone to pick us up? Anonymous
Maybe there are no excuses to be lazy, but I'm still going to keep looking. Anonymous
My goal this weekend is to move... just enough so people don't think I'm dead. Anonymous
I'm not running away from hard work, I'm too lazy to run. Anonymous
I had an extremely busy day, converting oxygen into carbon dioxide. Anonymous
I hate Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays, and half of Fridays. Anonymous
Lazy people fact #2347827309018287. You were too lazy to read that number. Anonymous
Lazy is such an ugly word. I prefer to call it selective participation. Anonymous
I'm a person who wants to do a lot of things trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep a lot. Anonymous