You know you are lazy when you get excited about cancelling your plans.
Ultimate lazy moment: Watching the sunrise on TV because you're too lazy to get up and watch it for real. Anonymous
Yesterday I did nothing and today I'm finishing what I did yesterday. Anonymous
Being a couch potato is dangerous, someone may get hungry and eat you! CoolFunnyQuotes.com
Everyone needs to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer. Anonymous
If I won the award for laziness, I would send somebody to pick it up for me. Anonymous
The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.
I wonder, we lazy people go to heaven... or do they send someone to pick us up? Anonymous