Don't press your luck, you might pop it.
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We have to do the impossible, but it is possible.
You never run out of things that can go wrong.
A clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad memory.
Everyone wants your best! Don't let them take it away from you.
I get enough exercise just by pushing my luck!
It's not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on.
I wake up looking better every day, but today I'm exaggerating.
I had an extremely busy day, converting oxygen into carbon dioxide.
If you're hotter than me, then that means I'm cooler than you.
Isn't it funny how red white and blue represent freedom, unless they're flashing behind you?
I don't like violence but I don't mind if I get hit by luck.
Why shouldn't you ever iron a four leaf clover? You don't want to press your luck.
I think I may need professional help... A chef, a butler and a maid should be enough.
I swallowed an ice cube yesterday and I haven't pooped it out yet. I'm really scared, you guys.
Today I bought a doughnut without sprinkles. This diet thing is hard.
Whenever I'm sad, you're there. Whenever I have problems, you're there. Whenever I lose control, you're there. Let's face it, you are bad luck.
