Today I will live in the moment... unless that moment becomes unpleasant, in which case I'll take a nap.
Studying top moment: to exercise your memory and start sweating. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
Ultimate lazy moment: Watching the sunrise on TV because you're too lazy to get up and watch it for real. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
Honesty top moment: to be a cop and give yourself a ticket for going through a red light. Anonymous
Facebook status: I'm not online, it's just an optical illusion. Anonymous
That moment when there's a spider on you, and you suddenly turn into a black belt karate master. Anonymous
What's the best thing about living in Switzerland? The flag is a big plus. Anonymous
That moment when you dip your cookie in milk for too long and it breaks off, then you wonder why bad things happen to good people. Anonymous
That awkward shopping moment when someone is standing in front of the items you need and you pretend you're shopping for something else because they just won't budge. Anonymous
That moment the doorbell rings and you tip toe to the window pretending you're not home. Anonymous
That awkward moment you can't understand what somebody is saying after they have repeated it about five times. Anonymous
I'm sorry, I didn't realize that you're an expert on my life and how I should live it! Please continue while I take notes. Anonymous
That awkward moment when you've said "What?" three times, so you just say "Oh, yeah.." even though you have no idea what they said. Anonymous
My daily routine. Morning: Feeling tired, cranky and lazy. Afternoon: I could go for a nap. Night: I can't sleep. Anonymous
How to do sit-ups: Lay down, hands behind your head. Wow, this is a good position for a nap. Maybe I'll just take a nap. Anonymous
He's so lazy that if there were work in bed, he would rather sleep on the floor.