Today I will live in the moment... unless that moment becomes unpleasant, in which case I'll take a nap.
Studying top moment: to exercise your memory and start sweating.CoolFunnyQuotes.com
Ultimate lazy moment: Watching the sunrise on TV because you're too lazy to get up and watch it for real.CoolFunnyQuotes.com
Honesty top moment: to be a cop and give yourself a ticket for going through a red light.Anonymous
Facebook status: I'm not online, it's just an optical illusion.Anonymous
That moment when there's a spider on you, and you suddenly turn into a black belt karate master.Anonymous
What's the best thing about living in Switzerland? The flag is a big plus.Anonymous