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My wife never gives up. She is so insistent that she entered the wrong password over and over again until she managed to convince the computer that she's right!

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My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way. Henny Youngman

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I always help my wife out with housework such as washing the dishes and doing the laundry. She washes them, and I let them dry. Anonymous

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I changed my password everywhere to 'incorrect.' That way when I forget it, it always reminds me, 'Your password is incorrect.' Anonymous

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The only sure way to make a computer go faster is to throw it out the window. Anonymous

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I'm not arguing, I'm just telling you why you're wrong. Anonymous

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I remember years ago when all I wanted is to be older. I was wrong!! Anonymous

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I'm never wrong. Just different levels of right. Anonymous

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My wife loves me so much, she tries her best to attract me to her. The other day she put on a perfume that smells like a computer. CoolFunnyQuotes.com

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My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.

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Newspaper Ad. For sale: Encyclopedia Britannica, complete set of 45 volumes. No longer needed due to getting married. My wife knows everything. $200 Or best offer. Anonymous

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In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker. Woody Allen

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One day my wife's credit card got stolen.. what a relief it was to find that the thief spends less than my wife! Anonymous

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My wife told me the other day that I don't take her to expensive places any more, so I took her to the gas station. Anonymous

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If you want your wife to listen to you, then talk to another woman; she will be all ears. Sigmund Freud

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I now pronounce you man and wife, you may now change your Facebook status. Anonymous

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If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way. Sam Levenson

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A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

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