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A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.

What is the best thing to do when you have a hole in a boat and water is leaking inside? Make another hole to drain the water. Anonymous

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My daily routine. Morning: Feeling tired, cranky and lazy. Afternoon: I could go for a nap. Night: I can't sleep. Anonymous

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Taking a dog named shark to the beach is a bad idea. Anonymous

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When you have a hammer in your hand everything around you starts looking like a nail. Anonymous

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I lost control. Offering reward to anyone who finds it. Anonymous

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The first time I saw a kiwi I thought it's a potato with fur. Anonymous

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Quantity is what you count, quality is what you count on. Anonymous

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I was born to be wild, but only until around 9pm or so. Anonymous

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I wish my wallet came with free refills. Anonymous

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Parenthood, the scariest hood to go through. Anonymous

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I'm not sure what is more scary these days, checking my temperature or checking my weight. Anonymous

I have a new hair style today, it's called "I tried." Anonymous

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I stopped understanding math when the alphabet decided to get involved. Anonymous

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I have lots of hidden talents. The problem is, even I can't find them. Anonymous

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The secret of success is to go from mistake to mistake without losing your enthusiasm. Anonymous

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