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If aliens saw us walking our dogs and picking up their poop, who would they think is in charge?

You can trust your dog to guard your house but never trust your dog to guard your sandwich.

What are the two magic words that you can always use to make a shark happy? "Man Overboard!"

Pro Tip: In the event of a tornado or other such natural disaster, place weiners and/or cheese slices in your pockets so the search dogs can find you first.

Cat life mice can foxes be wolves boring frogs but grasshopper let's swan love it cow anyhow. Now read it again without the animals.

What did the dog say after walking in the desert for hours? If I don't find a tree soon I'm gonna pee on myself.

Two fleas are coming out of a bar when one asks the other 'Do we take a dog or do we walk home?'

Newspaper Ad. FREE PUPPIES: Half cocker spaniel, half sneaky neighbors dog.

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.