I lost control. Offering reward to anyone who finds it.
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Did you ever notice, whenever you need your keys the most, that's when they're the hardest to find?
I am on a 20 day diet, so far I've lost 10 days.
My prince is not coming on a white horse... He's obviously riding a turtle, and definitely lost.
My room is like the Bermuda triangle, stuff goes in and is never seen again.
I'm not really a control freak, but... can I show the right way to do that?
As long as everything is exactly the way I want it.. I'm totally flexible.
Whenever I'm sad, you're there. Whenever I have problems, you're there. Whenever I lose control, you're there. Let's face it, you are bad luck.
I have lots of hidden talents. The problem is, even I can't find them.
I may not have lost all my marbles yet, but there's a small hole in the bag somewhere.
A few days ago I lost my weapon of Math instruction... my trusty pocket calculator.
I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
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