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A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.

A cop pulled me over and told me "Papers", so I said "Scissors, I win!" and drove off. Anonymous

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I'm never wrong. Just different levels of right. Anonymous

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Today I will live in the moment... unless that moment becomes unpleasant, in which case I'll take a nap. Anonymous

Lazy Quotes Moments

Be warned: I'm bored. This could get dangerous. Anonymous

Life Quotes Short Quotes

Newspaper Ad: Parachute for sale, used once, never opened!! Anonymous

Never Quotes Short Quotes

My boss asked me where I see myself in 5 years. I told him if his hair keeps falling out, I'll see myself in his bald spot. Anonymous

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I am too lazy to be lazy. Anonymous

Lazy Quotes Sayings Short Quotes

Don't ask me anything, and I won't tell you any lies. Anonymous

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Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. Anonymous

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Our phones fall, we panic. Our friends fall, we laugh. Anonymous

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People say I act like I don't care. It's not an act. Anonymous

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Studying top moment: to exercise your memory and start sweating. - CoolFunnyQuotes.com

Studying top moment: to exercise your memory and start sweating. Anonymous

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A person who always disturbs you is a person who loves you. Anonymous

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Facebook needs three buttons, "Like", "Dislike" and "Stop being stupid." Anonymous

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On Mercury a day lasts 1,408 hours. Just like every Monday does on Earth. Anonymous

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