I only have one wish in life... For all my dreams to come true.
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Don't give up on your dreams so soon, sleep longer.
Life is too short to remove USB safely.
Everything happening now happens because of everything that has happened before.
Taking a shower is awesome, it makes you feel nice and clean, makes you sound like a great singer, and helps you make all of life's decisions.
If my life was an action movie, my boss would be the spy trying to sabotage my mission, and my mission would be going on Facebook.
Retirement is when you stop living at work, and start working at living.
If you can't laugh at your own problems, call me and I'll laugh at them.
I wish my wallet came with free refills.
Life is always rocky when you're a gem.
What do I do for a living? I breathe in and out.
Life is too short to worry about matching socks.
There's something missing in my life, I just don't know if it's a puppy, a person, or a slice of pizza.
Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could slap eight people at once.
Please cancel my subscription to your issues.
To thrive in life you need three bones. A wish bone, a back bone, and a funny bone.
Some days I wish I had the wisdom of a 90 year old, the body of a 20 year old, and the energy of a 3 year old.
I really should do something with my life... maybe tomorrow.
Ironing boards are surf boards that quit before achieving their dream. Don't be an ironing board.
Dear life, I understand very clearly that you are not fair so you can stop teaching me that lesson.
At the end of the day life should ask us "Are you sure you want to save the changes?"
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