What great energy, intelligence, and magnificent beautiful eyes... But enough about me, how are you doing?
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My friend, remember that without stupidity there wouldn't be intelligence, and without ugliness there wouldn't be beauty, so the world needs you after all.
Intelligence is chasing me, but I'm beating it so far.
Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can't see.
I know that I am intelligent, because I know that I know nothing.
The last thing that blew my mind was the wind.
Stupidity is far more fascinating than intelligence, after all intelligence has it's limits.
Why do you always see lightning first and hear the thunder later? Because your eyes are in front of your ears.
If you didn't see it with your own eyes, or hear it with your own ears, don't invent it with your small mind and share it with your big mouth!
I look at the moon and it looks really beautiful!.. Then I look at you... and.. I think I'll look at the moon again?!
The surest sign that there's intelligent life elsewhere in the universe, is that it has never contacted us.
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking terrible?
Of all my body parts my eyes get the most exercise, I do at least a thousand eye rolls every day.
I tried looking at the bright side of life, but it hurt my eyes.
Some days I wish I had the wisdom of a 90 year old, the body of a 20 year old, and the energy of a 3 year old.
You know that moment when you get up in the morning, you're full of energy and you can't wait to get to work? Me neither!
just once I'd like to read a medication label that says: Warning, may cause permanent weight loss, increased energy and wrinkle removal.
Why do you wear glasses? My eyes are so beautiful they have to be kept behind glass, like a showcase.
Chocolate is great, it gives you energy which can be used to go buy more chocolate.
With great power comes an even greater electricity bill.
Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards.
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