What great energy, intelligence, and magnificent beautiful eyes... But enough about me, how are you doing?
Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards. Benjamin Franklin
I know that I am intelligent, because I know that I know nothing.
Chocolate is great, it gives you energy which can be used to go buy more chocolate. Anonymous
Why do you wear glasses? My eyes are so beautiful they have to be kept behind glass, like a showcase. Anonymous
My friend, remember that without stupidity there wouldn't be intelligence, and without ugliness there wouldn't be beauty, so the world needs you after all. Anonymous