What great energy, intelligence, and magnificent beautiful eyes... But enough about me, how are you doing?
Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards. Benjamin Franklin
I know that I am intelligent, because I know that I know nothing.
Chocolate is great, it gives you energy which can be used to go buy more chocolate. Anonymous
Why do you wear glasses? My eyes are so beautiful they have to be kept behind glass, like a showcase. Anonymous
My friend, remember that without stupidity there wouldn't be intelligence, and without ugliness there wouldn't be beauty, so the world needs you after all. Anonymous
Stupidity is far more fascinating than intelligence, after all intelligence has it's limits. Anonymous
Why do you always see lightning first and hear the thunder later? Because your eyes are in front of your ears. Anonymous
If you didn't see it with your own eyes, or hear it with your own ears, don't invent it with your small mind and share it with your big mouth! Anonymous
I look at the moon and it looks really beautiful!.. Then I look at you... and.. I think I'll look at the moon again?! Anonymous
The surest sign that there's intelligent life elsewhere in the universe, is that it has never contacted us.
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking terrible? Anonymous
Of all my body parts my eyes get the most exercise, I do at least a thousand eye rolls every day. Anonymous
Some days I wish I had the wisdom of a 90 year old, the body of a 20 year old, and the energy of a 3 year old. Anonymous
You know that moment when you get up in the morning, you're full of energy and you can't wait to get to work? Me neither! Anonymous
just once I'd like to read a medication label that says: Warning, may cause permanent weight loss, increased energy and wrinkle removal. Anonymous