Anonymous Quote

I know that I am intelligent, because I know that I know nothing.

With great power comes an even greater electricity bill.

Chocolate is great, it gives you energy which can be used to go buy more chocolate.

I tried looking at the bright side of life, but it hurt my eyes.

Why do you wear glasses? My eyes are so beautiful they have to be kept behind glass, like a showcase.

My friend, remember that without stupidity there wouldn't be intelligence, and without ugliness there wouldn't be beauty, so the world needs you after all.

Intelligence is chasing me, but I'm beating it so far.

Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can't see.

The last thing that blew my mind was the wind.

Stupidity is far more fascinating than intelligence, after all intelligence has it's limits.