Men are like bank accounts.
Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.Anonymous
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?Anonymous
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think. Anonymous
I think I'm starting to have a problem with my vision, ever since I got married I haven't seen any money through the entire house.CoolFunnyQuotes.com
What is the one machine at your local gym you should use to impress the ladies? The bank machine.Anonymous
It doesn't matter how low the dollar will go, I will always bend down and pick it up. Anonymous
In America, it is not important how much an item costs, it's more important how much you can save when you buy it.Anonymous
They say money doesn't bring happiness, but everyone still wants to prove it for themselves.Anonymous
Your bank account can be overdrawn, but it can never be overfilled.CoolFunnyQuotes.com