Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories...
Steven Alexander Wright
Do you ever go out, and then something happens and you think to yourself 'this is exactly why I don't go out'?
Did a cartwheel the other day, thinking it was like riding a bike. It's not.
Some minds are like concrete, thoroughly mixed and permanently set.
Every time I have my picture taken I get hungry because I hear 'cheese' so I
start to think of a nice cheese sandwich.
Zoning out is your brain's way of saying "You look bored. Let me take you to a better place."
I think I've discovered the secret of life, you just hang around until you get used to it.
Charles M. Schulz
Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave when they think that their children are naive.
I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly.
Think of a number between 1 and 10. Multiply it by 9 and subtract 1. Now close your eyes. It's dark isn't it?
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