Anonymous Quote

Actual meanings of various terms:
TEAM WORK: Having somebody else you can blame it on.
HARDWARE: The part of a computer you can kick when there are software problems.
IMPATIENT: Somebody who is waiting in a hurry.
INFLATION: Paying today's prices with last year's salary.

Anonymous

God please give me patience, if you give me strength I will just punch them in the face.

Anonymous

If you eat in the kitchen, your room is always clean, and you go to sleep at 9 o'clock, it means you don't have Internet!!

Anonymous

Don't know where your kids are in the house? Turn off the internet and they'll show up quickly.

Anonymous

There's life without Facebook and Internet? Really? Send me the link.

Anonymous

Waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn, hardest thing in the world.

Anonymous

Yes of course I am athletic... I surf the Internet every day.

Anonymous

Dear humans, in case you forgot, I used to be your Internet. Sincerely, The Library.

Anonymous

Have some patience, I'm screwing things up as fast as possible.

Anonymous

Dear sleep: thanks for trying, but you can't beat surfing the net.

Anonymous

Last night the Internet stopped working so I spent a few hours with my family. They seem like good people.

Anonymous

My mind is like my web browser. 19 tabs are open, 3 are frozen and I have no idea where the music is coming from.

Anonymous

Modern intelligence: if all bathrooms in the house are taken, turn off the internet.

Anonymous

Some people can't sleep because they have insomnia. I can't sleep because I have Internet.

Anonymous

The only sure way to make a computer go faster is to throw it out the window.

Anonymous

I changed my password everywhere to 'incorrect.' That way when I forget it, it always reminds me, 'Your password is incorrect.'

Anonymous

Don't know where your kids are in the house? Turn off the internet and they'll show up quickly.

Anonymous

My wife never gives up. She is so insistent that she entered the wrong password over and over again until she managed to convince the computer that she's right!

Anonymous

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

Emo Philips

Life is a pretty cheezy game, but at least it has good graphics.

Anonymous