Anonymous Quote

Life is a pretty cheezy game, but at least it has good graphics.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

Don't know where your kids are in the house? Turn off the internet and they'll show up quickly.

I changed my password everywhere to 'incorrect.' That way when I forget it, it always reminds me, 'Your password is incorrect.'

The only sure way to make a computer go faster is to throw it out the window.

The only relationship I have is with my Wi-Fi. We have a connection.

Dear humans, in case you forgot, I used to be your Internet. Sincerely, The Library.

I don't think inside the box and I don't think outside the box... I don't even know where the box is.

Last night the Internet stopped working so I spent a few hours with my family. They seem like good people.

Actual meanings of various terms:
TEAM WORK: Having somebody else you can blame it on.
HARDWARE: The part of a computer you can kick when there are software problems.
IMPATIENT: Somebody who is waiting in a hurry.
INFLATION: Paying today's prices with last year's salary.