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Your mind needs exercise just as much as your body does, that's why I think of jogging every day.
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I follow a rigorous exercise routine that I never get lazy about; fetching beer bottles from the fridge.
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New year resolutions you can actually keep!
Skip more classes in school. Call in sick at work more.
Go shopping more often.
Eat more unhealthy food like fries and burgers.
Drink more pop cans instead of freshly squeezing healthy fruits.
Do less exercise and watch more TV.
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Skip more classes in school. Call in sick at work more.
Go shopping more often.
Eat more unhealthy food like fries and burgers.
Drink more pop cans instead of freshly squeezing healthy fruits.
Do less exercise and watch more TV.
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I stretch my arms, I bend my knees, I straighten my neck, and they are all crunching. Conclusion: I'm not getting older, I'm getting more crunchy.
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Of all my body parts my eyes get the most exercise, I do at least a thousand eye rolls every day.
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I might wake up early and do some exercise, or I might win the lotto, the odds are the same.
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If you let out a loud fart and someone hears you, just yell "Jet Power" and start running.
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