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Studying top moment: to exercise your memory and start sweating.

I follow a rigorous exercise routine that I never get lazy about; fetching beer bottles from the fridge.

New year resolutions you can actually keep!
Skip more classes in school.
Call in sick at work more.
Go shopping more often.
Eat more unhealthy food like fries and burgers.
Drink more pop cans instead of freshly squeezing healthy fruits.
Do less exercise and watch more TV.

A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it is not open.

Some minds are like concrete, thoroughly mixed and permanently set.

I stretch my arms, I bend my knees, I straighten my neck, and they are all crunching. Conclusion: I'm not getting older, I'm getting more crunchy.

Out of my mind! Back in five minutes.

My goal this weekend is to move... just enough so people don't think I'm dead.

Today I laughed until my abs started hurting, so I can skip the gym.

Of all my body parts my eyes get the most exercise, I do at least a thousand eye rolls every day.

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries!