Your mind needs exercise just as much as your body does, that's why I think of jogging every day.
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I would go out of my mind, but I can't find the exit.
My mind is like my web browser. 19 tabs are open, 3 are frozen and I have no idea where the music is coming from.
Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because they don't like solitary confinement.
I follow a rigorous exercise routine that I never get lazy about; fetching beer bottles from the fridge.
Alcohol kills brain cells slowly, but that never bothered me because I'm not in a hurry.
I am on a 20 day diet, so far I've lost 10 days.
You can talk to yourself and you can answer yourself, but if feel the need to pardon yourself, that's when you know something's wrong.
Laughing is one of the best exercises, it's like running inside your mind. You can do it almost anywhere and it's even better with a friend.
New year resolutions you can actually keep!
Skip more classes in school.
Call in sick at work more.
Go shopping more often.
Eat more unhealthy food like fries and burgers.
Drink more pop cans instead of freshly squeezing healthy fruits.
Do less exercise and watch more TV.
If you didn't see it with your own eyes, or hear it with your own ears, don't invent it with your small mind and share it with your big mouth!
A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it is not open.
I get enough exercise just by pushing my luck!
Zoning out is your brain's way of saying "You look bored. Let me take you to a better place."
Some minds are like concrete, thoroughly mixed and permanently set.
Always follow your heart, but remember to bring your brain along.
I love my six pack so much, I protect is with a layer of fat.
Today I laughed until my abs started hurting, so I can skip the gym.
Of all my body parts my eyes get the most exercise, I do at least a thousand eye rolls every day.
I did a push-up today. Well actually I fell down, but I had to use my arms to get back up, so close enough.
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries!
Maybe if we tell people the brain is an app, they'll start using it.
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