Math: the only place where you have to figure out the ratio of yellow candy to blue candy when all you're thinking about is eating them.Anonymous
I thought about losing weight once, but I don't like losing.Anonymous
If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was any smarter.
When I try on an outfit and it doesn't make me look good, I just throw it on the floor. Like, no, you don't deserve to be hung up, think about what you've done.Anonymous
Those who think they know it all are very annoying to those of us who actually do.Anonymous
Tell your boss what you really think about him, and the truth shall set you free, from your job.Anonymous
I was thinking of getting a German Shepherd once, but I didn't want to learn another language just to have a dog.Anonymous
I look at the moon and it looks really beautiful!.. Then I look at you... and.. I think I'll look at the moon again?!Anonymous
Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories...Steven Alexander Wright
Think of a number between 1 and 10. Multiply it by 9 and subtract 1. Now close your eyes. It's dark isn't it?Anonymous
If everyone knew what I was thinking, I would get punched in the face a lot.Anonymous
I started thinking about the dangers of drinking on new year's eve. After that, I decided to stop thinking.Anonymous
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