Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories...
I think it is good that books still exist, but they do make me sleepy.
I get tired from just thinking of everything I have to do.
If aliens saw us walking our dogs and picking up their poop, who would they think is in charge?
How do you know a man is thinking about his future? He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
I thought about losing weight once, but I don't like losing.
Do you ever go out, and then something happens and you think to yourself 'this is exactly why I don't go out'?
If everyone knew what I was thinking, I would get punched in the face a lot.
I'm trying to think how I can think of what I want to think.
My train of thought derailed. There were no survivors.
Tell your boss what you really think about him, and the truth shall set you free, from your job.
Did a cartwheel the other day, thinking it was like riding a bike. It's not.
I started thinking about the dangers of drinking on new year's eve. After that, I decided to stop thinking.
Your mind needs exercise just as much as your body does, that's why I think of jogging every day.
Me: We need to fall asleep. Brain: No, let's stay awake and think about every decision we made today.
If you think patience is a virtue, try surfing the net without high speed Internet.
My mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely!
Every time I have my picture taken I get hungry because I hear 'cheese' so I
start to think of a nice cheese sandwich.
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly.
Zoning out is your brain's way of saying "You look bored. Let me take you to a better place."
Some minds are like concrete, thoroughly mixed and permanently set.
I think I've discovered the secret of life, you just hang around until you get used to it.
I think I'm starting to have a problem with my vision, ever since I got married I haven't seen any money through the entire house.
Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave when they think that their children are naive.
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