Me: We need to fall asleep. Brain: No, let's stay awake and think about every decision we made today.
I think I'm starting to have a problem with my vision, ever since I got married I haven't seen any money through the entire house.
When I try on an outfit and it doesn't make me look good, I just throw it on the floor. Like, no, you don't deserve to be hung up, think about what you've done.
I think I may need professional help... A chef, a butler and a maid should be enough.
I think it is good that books still exist, but they do make me sleepy.
I started thinking about the dangers of drinking on new year's eve. After that, I decided to stop thinking.
If aliens saw us walking our dogs and picking up their poop, who would they think is in charge?
I think I've discovered the secret of life, you just hang around until you get used to it.
My mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely!
Tell your boss what you really think about him, and the truth shall set you free, from your job.
I'm trying to think how I can think of what I want to think.
I think something's missing in my life... Like... 2-3 million dollars.
I look at the moon and it looks really beautiful!.. Then I look at you... and.. I think I'll look at the moon again?!
Those who think they know it all are very annoying to those of us who actually do.
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
Did a cartwheel the other day, thinking it was like riding a bike. It's not.
Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories...
When you're thinking that I'm thinking of you, I'm thinking you're thinking of me.
Zoning out is your brain's way of saying "You look bored. Let me take you to a better place."
Every time I have my picture taken I get hungry because I hear 'cheese' so I
start to think of a nice cheese sandwich.
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.
I used to think I was indecisive, but I'm not too sure any more.
Do you ever go out, and then something happens and you think to yourself 'this is exactly why I don't go out'?
Some minds are like concrete, thoroughly mixed and permanently set.
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