I think it is good that books still exist, but they do make me sleepy.
If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was any smarter.
How do you know a man is thinking about his future? He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
I thought about losing weight once, but I don't like losing.
Do you ever go out, and then something happens and you think to yourself 'this is exactly why I don't go out'?
I'm trying to think how I can think of what I want to think.
Did a cartwheel the other day, thinking it was like riding a bike. It's not.
If everyone knew what I was thinking, I would get punched in the face a lot.
Tell your boss what you really think about him, and the truth shall set you free, from your job.
My train of thought derailed. There were no survivors.
I started thinking about the dangers of drinking on new year's eve. After that, I decided to stop thinking.
Your mind needs exercise just as much as your body does, that's why I think of jogging every day.
Me: We need to fall asleep. Brain: No, let's stay awake and think about every decision we made today.
If you think patience is a virtue, try surfing the net without high speed Internet.
Every time I have my picture taken I get hungry because I hear 'cheese' so I start to think of a nice cheese sandwich.
My mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely!
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
Zoning out is your brain's way of saying "You look bored. Let me take you to a better place."
I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly.
Some minds are like concrete, thoroughly mixed and permanently set.
I think I've discovered the secret of life, you just hang around until you get used to it.
I think I'm starting to have a problem with my vision, ever since I got married I haven't seen any money through the entire house.
Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave when they think that their children are naive.
