Think Quotes

Math: the only place where you have to figure out the ratio of yellow candy to blue candy when all you're thinking about is eating them.

I'm trying to think how I can think of what I want to think.

I thought about losing weight once, but I don't like losing.

If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was any smarter.

When I try on an outfit and it doesn't make me look good, I just throw it on the floor. Like, no, you don't deserve to be hung up, think about what you've done.

Those who think they know it all are very annoying to those of us who actually do.

Tell your boss what you really think about him, and the truth shall set you free, from your job.

I was thinking of getting a German Shepherd once, but I didn't want to learn another language just to have a dog.

My train of thought derailed. There were no survivors.

I look at the moon and it looks really beautiful!.. Then I look at you... and.. I think I'll look at the moon again?!

Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories...

Think of a number between 1 and 10. Multiply it by 9 and subtract 1. Now close your eyes. It's dark isn't it?

If everyone knew what I was thinking, I would get punched in the face a lot.

I started thinking about the dangers of drinking on new year's eve. After that, I decided to stop thinking.

Zoning out is your brain's way of saying "You look bored. Let me take you to a better place."