I think I'm starting to have a problem with my vision, ever since I got married I haven't seen any money through the entire house.
Tell your boss what you really think about him, and the truth shall set you free, from your job.
It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it.
There are so many times I made you angry, upset, irritated and tired. Today I just wanted to say that I'm thinking of continuing.
If you think patience is a virtue, try surfing the net without high speed Internet.
Those who think they know it all are very annoying to those of us who actually do.
I started thinking about the dangers of drinking on new year's eve. After that, I decided to stop thinking.
People say you can't live without love, but I think oxygen is more important.
I look at the moon and it looks really beautiful!.. Then I look at you... and.. I think I'll look at the moon again?!
When I try on an outfit and it doesn't make me look good, I just throw it on the floor. Like, no, you don't deserve to be hung up, think about what you've done.
Me: We need to fall asleep. Brain: No, let's stay awake and think about every decision we made today.
I was thinking of getting a German Shepherd once, but I didn't want to learn another language just to have a dog.
I get tired from just thinking of everything I have to do.
If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was any smarter.
I'm trying to think how I can think of what I want to think.
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
Do you ever go out, and then something happens and you think to yourself 'this is exactly why I don't go out'?
Every time I have my picture taken I get hungry because I hear 'cheese' so I
start to think of a nice cheese sandwich.
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