Your mind needs exercise just as much as your body does, that's why I think of jogging every day.
I started thinking about the dangers of drinking on new year's eve. After that, I decided to stop thinking.
There are so many times I made you angry, upset, irritated and tired. Today I just wanted to say that I'm thinking of continuing.
Tell your boss what you really think about him, and the truth shall set you free, from your job.
It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it.
People say you can't live without love, but I think oxygen is more important.
I look at the moon and it looks really beautiful!.. Then I look at you... and.. I think I'll look at the moon again?!
Of course I talk to myself... sometimes I need expert advice.
Those who think they know it all are very annoying to those of us who actually do.
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was any smarter.
Do you ever go out, and then something happens and you think to yourself 'this is exactly why I don't go out'?
I get tired from just thinking of everything I have to do.
Think of a number between 1 and 10. Multiply it by 9 and subtract 1. Now close your eyes. It's dark isn't it?
When you're thinking that I'm thinking of you, I'm thinking you're thinking of me.
My imaginary friend thinks he has problems.
I was thinking of getting a German Shepherd once, but I didn't want to learn another language just to have a dog.
Every time I have my picture taken I get hungry because I hear 'cheese' so I
start to think of a nice cheese sandwich.
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