You know when you put a stick in water and it looks bent? That's why I never take baths.
Steven Alexander Wright
Never run away when you see a bear, unless you know you can beat some of the other runners.
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Never stand between a dog and the fire hydrant.
John Peer
Never test how deep the water is with both feet.
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I can't wait for that to never happen.
