John Peer Quote

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

What did the dog say after walking in the desert for hours? If I don't find a tree soon I'm gonna pee on myself.

Newspaper Ad. FREE PUPPIES: Half cocker spaniel, half sneaky neighbors dog.

Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing, right in your ear.

Two fleas are coming out of a bar when one asks the other 'Do we take a dog or do we walk home?'

If aliens saw us walking our dogs and picking up their poop, who would they think is in charge?

You can trust your dog to guard your house but never trust your dog to guard your sandwich.

If you want someone who will listen to you every time, do everything you tell them to do, and always be there for you for better or for worse, get a dog.

I feel sorry for people who don't have dogs. I hear they have to pick up food they drop on the floor.