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Never stand between a dog and the fire hydrant.

Never stand between a dog and the fire hydrant.

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If you want someone who will listen to you every time, do everything you tell them to do, and always be there for you for better or for worse, get a dog.

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To a dog, a fire hydrant under maintenance is like a bathroom that's out of service.

To a dog, a fire hydrant under maintenance is like a bathroom that's out of service. Anonymous

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My windows aren't dirty, my dog is painting. - Anonymous

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How was the dog's day? Ruff. - Anonymous

How was the dog's day? Ruff. Anonymous

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Instead of calling it the John I'm going to start calling my bathroom the Jim. That way I can say I go to the Jim every morning. - Anonymous

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