Edward A. Murphy (Murphy's Law) Quote
You never run out of things that can go wrong.
I never made a mistake in my life. I thought I did once, but I was wrong. Charles M. Schulz
I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly. Steven Alexander Wright
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.
To make a mistake is human, but to blame it on someone else, that's even more human. Anonymous
If you know something will go wrong and you do everything to stop it from happening, then something else will go wrong. Anonymous
I could agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong. Anonymous
Always run away from temptations... but slowly, so they can catch up to you. Anonymous