Edward A. Murphy (Murphy's Law) Quote

If there is a wrong way to do something, then someone will do it.

Edward A. Murphy (Murphy's Law)

We have to do the impossible, but it is possible.

Kevin Garnett

Don't press your luck, you might pop it.

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A clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad memory.

Mark Twain

Everyone wants your best! Don't let them take it away from you.

Anonymous

It's not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on.

Marilyn Monroe

I wake up looking better every day, but today I'm exaggerating.

Anonymous

If you know something will go wrong and you do everything to stop it from happening, then something else will go wrong.

Anonymous

I had an extremely busy day, converting oxygen into carbon dioxide.

Anonymous

If you're hotter than me, then that means I'm cooler than you.

Anonymous

Isn't it funny how red white and blue represent freedom, unless they're flashing behind you?

Anonymous

Always run away from temptations... but slowly, so they can catch up to you.

Anonymous

I could agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong.

Anonymous

I'm not arguing, I'm just telling you why you're wrong.

Anonymous

If you know something will go wrong and you do everything to stop it from happening, then something else will go wrong.

Anonymous

To make a mistake is human, but to blame it on someone else, that's even more human.

Anonymous

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.

Robert Bloch

If there is a wrong way to do something, then someone will do it.

Edward A. Murphy (Murphy's Law)

I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly.

Steven Alexander Wright

I never made a mistake in my life. I thought I did once, but I was wrong.

Charles M. Schulz