Edward A. Murphy (Murphy's Law) Quote

I never made a mistake in my life. I thought I did once, but I was wrong.

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.

To make a mistake is human, but to blame it on someone else, that's even more human.

If you know something will go wrong and you do everything to stop it from happening, then something else will go wrong.

I'm not arguing, I'm just telling you why you're wrong.

I could agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong.

Always run away from temptations... but slowly, so they can catch up to you.

I remember years ago when all I wanted is to be older. I was wrong!!