I never made a mistake in my life. I thought I did once, but I was wrong. Charles M. Schulz
I always intended to pay for my sins, but I could never afford it. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
Marriage is the bond between a person who never remembers anniversaries and another who never forgets them.
My room is like the Bermuda triangle, stuff goes in and is never seen again. Anonymous
If you had to identify in one word the reason why the human race has not achieved and never will achieve its full potential, that word would be 'meetings.' Dave Barry
My wife never gives up. She is so insistent that she entered the wrong password over and over again until she managed to convince the computer that she's right! Anonymous
Your bank account can be overdrawn, but it can never be overfilled. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
Never run away when you see a bear, unless you know you can beat some of the other runners. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
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