How can you make sure you never miss your target? Shoot first, and whatever you hit, call it the target. Anonymous
Marriage is the bond between a person who never remembers anniversaries and another who never forgets them.
No matter how smart you are you can never convince someone stupid that they are stupid. Anonymous
Your bank account can be overdrawn, but it can never be overfilled. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
My silence spoke a thousand words, but you never heard them. Anonymous
My room is like the Bermuda triangle, stuff goes in and is never seen again. Anonymous
Never trust someone who takes hours to text you back, but when you hang out with them they check their phone every minute. Anonymous
I don't know how to act my age because I've never been this old before. Anonymous
Dear LOL, thank you for being there for me all those times I never had something else to say. Anonymous
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