Never run away when you see a bear, unless you know you can beat some of the other runners. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
If you had to identify in one word the reason why the human race has not achieved and never will achieve its full potential, that word would be 'meetings.' Dave Barry
Marriage is the bond between a person who never remembers anniversaries and another who never forgets them.
Your bank account can be overdrawn, but it can never be overfilled. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. Dave Barry
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