My silence spoke a thousand words, but you never heard them.
The surest sign that there's intelligent life elsewhere in the universe, is that it has never contacted us.
Your bank account can be overdrawn, but it can never be overfilled.
No matter how smart you are you can never convince someone stupid that they are stupid.
Dear LOL, thank you for being there for me all those times I never had something else to say.
Never judge a book by it's movie
I follow a rigorous exercise routine that I never get lazy about; fetching beer bottles from the fridge.
I never apologize. I’m sorry, but that’s just the way I am..
Never test how deep the water is with both feet.
Have no fear of perfection, you'll never reach it.
I can't wait for that to never happen.
You never run out of things that can go wrong.
Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
Marriage is the bond between a person who never remembers anniversaries and another who never forgets them.
If you had to identify in one word the reason why the human race has not achieved and never will achieve its full potential, that word would be 'meetings.'
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