I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as a sign of their great respect, they don't even invite me.
Never run away when you see a bear, unless you know you can beat some of the other runners.
You know the speed of light; so what is the speed of dark?
The probability of meeting someone you know increases a hundredfold when you're with someone you're not supposed to be seen with.
You never know what you have, until you clean your closet.
I know that Einstein's theory of relativity is correct because every weekend goes by twice as fast as normal.
When I was small I thought money and fame brought all the happiness in the world. Now that I'm grown up, I know I was right.
I just found out it takes 5 sheep to make one wool sweater. I didn't even know they knew how to knit.
You can talk to yourself and you can answer yourself, but if feel the need to pardon yourself, that's when you know something's wrong.
After many years of studying my Geography book I finally know by heart that Australia is on page 23.
You know you are lazy when you get excited about cancelling your plans.
You already know something you don't even know that you know.
Dr. Milton Erickson
I know the voices in my head aren't real..... but sometimes their ideas are just absolutely awesome!
You know you're a mom when you understand why mama bear's porridge was cold.
All you have to know about celery is that it's made up of 95% water, and it's 100% not pizza.
I don't know how to act my age because I've never been this old before.
You know you're an adult when you get excited about a new cleaning sponge at the kitchen sink.
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