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You know you are getting old when the candles on your birthday cake start to cost more than the cake itself.
Anonymous
When someone yells stop I don't know whether it's in the name of love, it's Hammer time, or I should smell the flowers.
Anonymous
There's something missing in my life, I just don't know if it's a puppy, a person, or a slice of pizza.
Anonymous
You know that moment when you get up in the morning, you're full of energy and you can't wait to get to work? Me neither!
Anonymous
I know the voices in my head aren't real..... but sometimes their ideas are just absolutely awesome!
Anonymous
You know when you put a stick in water and it looks bent? That's why I never take baths.
Steven Alexander Wright
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