Know Quotes

I know my limits. I don't always obey them, but I know them.

You know you are getting old when the candles on your birthday cake start to cost more than the cake itself.

When someone yells stop I don't know whether it's in the name of love, it's Hammer time, or I should smell the flowers.

I'm old enough to know better, but young enough to do it anyway.

There's something missing in my life, I just don't know if it's a puppy, a person, or a slice of pizza.

Those who think they know it all are very annoying to those of us who actually do.

You know that moment when you get up in the morning, you're full of energy and you can't wait to get to work? Me neither!

You know the oxygen masks on airplanes? I don't think there's really any oxygen. I think they're just to muffle the screams.

Kids, I don't know if our ceiling is the best ceiling... but it's definitely up there.

I know the voices in my head aren't real..... but sometimes their ideas are just absolutely awesome!

I hate mosquitoes. I mean, I know I am delicious, but I don't give out free samples.

You know what part I like about waking up early? None.. let me go back to sleep.

Officer: I had a feeling I'd catch someone speeding here. Driver: I know, that's why I came as fast as I could!

When I was small I thought money and fame brought all the happiness in the world. Now that I'm grown up, I know I was right.