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When someone yells stop I don't know whether it's in the name of love, it's Hammer time, or I should smell the flowers.

Anonymous

I know that Einstein's theory of relativity is correct because every weekend goes by twice as fast as normal.

Anonymous

I love you so much I'd fight a bear for you. Well not a grizzly bear because they have claws, and not a panda bear because they know Kung Fu... But a care bear, I'd definitely fight a care bear for you.

Anonymous

I know that I am stupid but when I look around me I feel a lot better.

Anonymous

There's something missing in my life, I just don't know if it's a puppy, a person, or a slice of pizza.

Anonymous

If someone says "Who are you gonna call?" and your instinct is to say "Ghostbusters" then I probably don't want to know you.

Anonymous

You know the oxygen masks on airplanes? I don't think there's really any oxygen. I think they're just to muffle the screams.

Rita Rudner

You know the speed of light; so what is the speed of dark?

Anonymous

I know I'm a handful, but that's why you have two hands.

Anonymous

You know when you put a stick in water and it looks bent? That's why I never take baths.

Steven Alexander Wright

I'm a Victoria's Secret model. It's such a secret, not even Victoria knows.

Anonymous

I'm old enough to know better, but young enough to do it anyway.

Anonymous

I just found out it takes 5 sheep to make one wool sweater. I didn't even know they knew how to knit.

Anonymous

I know my limits. I don't always obey them, but I know them.

Anonymous

You know you're an adult when you get excited about a new cleaning sponge at the kitchen sink.

Anonymous

Never run away when you see a bear, unless you know you can beat some of the other runners.

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The probability of meeting someone you know increases a hundredfold when you're with someone you're not supposed to be seen with.

Anonymous

I fear one day I'll meet God, he'll sneeze and I won't know what to say.

Ronnie Shakes