Me: "I need help around here!" Then me again "No, not like that, here I'll do it."
I know that I am intelligent, because I know that I know nothing.
Officer: I had a feeling I'd catch someone speeding here. Driver: I know, that's why I came as fast as I could!
You know you're an adult when you get excited about a new cleaning sponge at the kitchen sink.
You know the speed of light; so what is the speed of dark?
You know you're a mom when you understand why mama bear's porridge was cold.
If you know how many cupcakes I'm holding behind my back I'll give you both of them.
I know that Einstein's theory of relativity is correct because every weekend goes by twice as fast as normal.
I'm old enough to know better, but young enough to do it anyway.
My taste in music ranges from "You've gotta listen to this" to "I know, please don't judge me."
You know when you put a stick in water and it looks bent? That's why I never take baths.
Never run away when you see a bear, unless you know you can beat some of the other runners.
I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as a sign of their great respect, they don't even invite me.
Kids, I don't know if our ceiling is the best ceiling... but it's definitely up there.
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