I don't know how to act my age because I've never been this old before.
I'm a Victoria's Secret model. It's such a secret, not even Victoria knows.
Don't mess with me, I know Karate, Judo, Jujitsu, Kung Fu and 20 other dangerous words.
Sometimes I just want someone to hug me and say "I know it's hard, but you'll be okay. Here's a coffee and a million dollars."
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done.
I love you so much I'd fight a bear for you. Well not a grizzly bear because they have claws, and not a panda bear because they know Kung Fu... But a care bear, I'd definitely fight a care bear for you.
I know I'm a handful, but that's why you have two hands.
You can talk to yourself and you can answer yourself, but if feel the need to pardon yourself, that's when you know something's wrong.
You know what part I like about waking up early? None.. let me go back to sleep.
It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.
I know that I am stupid but when I look around me I feel a lot better.
I know my limits. I don't always obey them, but I know them.
All you have to know about celery is that it's made up of 95% water, and it's 100% not pizza.
You already know something you don't even know that you know.
I just found out it takes 5 sheep to make one wool sweater. I didn't even know they knew how to knit.
I don't know what's tighter, our jeans or our friendship.
We are going to be best friends forever... besides you already know too much.
I hate mosquitoes. I mean, I know I am delicious, but I don't give out free samples.
When someone yells stop I don't know whether it's in the name of love, it's Hammer time, or I should smell the flowers.
You know the oxygen masks on airplanes? I don't think there's really any oxygen. I think they're just to muffle the screams.
I may not know Karate, but I know crazy and I'm not afraid to use it.
You know the potholes on a road are bad when they assign lifeguards to them, in case anybody falls inside.
You know you are lazy when you get excited about cancelling your plans.
After many years of studying my Geography book I finally know by heart that Australia is on page 23.
There's something missing in my life, I just don't know if it's a puppy, a person, or a slice of pizza.
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