Know Quotes

Don't mess with me, I know Karate, Judo, Jujitsu, Kung Fu and 20 other dangerous words.

After many years of studying my Geography book I finally know by heart that Australia is on page 23.

Dear Diamond, we all know who is really a girl's best friend. Sincerely yours, Chocolate Cake.

You know you are lazy when you get excited about cancelling your plans.

It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.

If I had 10 cookies and you took half, do you know what you would have? That's right, a black eye and a broken hand.

I just wanted you to know that somebody cares. Not me, but somebody does.

I don't think inside the box and I don't think outside the box... I don't even know where the box is.

You know you are getting old when the candles on your birthday cake start to cost more than the cake itself.

Friends are like walls, sometimes you lean on them and sometimes it's good just knowing they're there.

All you have to know about celery is that it's made up of 95% water, and it's 100% not pizza.

You know your driving is really terrible when your GPS says 'After 300 feet, stop and let me out!'

The most important thing in life is not knowing everything, it's having the phone number of somebody who does!

Sometimes I just want someone to hug me and say "I know it's hard, but you'll be okay. Here's a coffee and a million dollars."