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You know you are lazy when you get excited about cancelling your plans.

I may not know Karate, but I know crazy and I'm not afraid to use it.

Friends are like walls, sometimes you lean on them and sometimes it's good just knowing they're there.

Dear Diamond, we all know who is really a girl's best friend. Sincerely yours, Chocolate Cake.

I hate mosquitoes. I mean, I know I am delicious, but I don't give out free samples.

You know what part I like about waking up early? None.. let me go back to sleep.

Don't mess with me, I know Karate, Judo, Jujitsu, Kung Fu and 20 other dangerous words.

I hate when people ask me what I'm doing tomorrow, I don't even know what I'm doing today.

The most important thing in life is not knowing everything, it's having the phone number of somebody who does!

If you know how many cupcakes I'm holding behind my back I'll give you both of them.

We are going to be best friends forever... besides you already know too much.

I'm glad I don't have to hunt my own food, I don't even know where sandwiches live.

Officer: I had a feeling I'd catch someone speeding here. Driver: I know, that's why I came as fast as I could!