I love you so much I'd fight a bear for you. Well not a grizzly bear because they have claws, and not a panda bear because they know Kung Fu... But a care bear, I'd definitely fight a care bear for you.
Never run away when you see a bear, unless you know you can beat some of the other runners. Anonymous
If there's no love in the world,... let's make some. Anonymous
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? Anonymous
They say that love is more important than money, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug? Anonymous
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
A zooology teacher asks the class 'What is the one animal in the jungle that a lion is afraid of?' The class answers: a lioness. Anonymous
Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Because they have thick fingers. Anonymous