I love you so much I'd fight a bear for you. Well not a grizzly bear because they have claws, and not a panda bear because they know Kung Fu... But a care bear, I'd definitely fight a care bear for you.
Never run away when you see a bear, unless you know you can beat some of the other runners. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
If there's no love in the world,... let's make some. Anonymous
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? Anonymous
They say that love is more important than money, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug? Anonymous
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
A zooology teacher asks the class 'What is the one animal in the jungle that a lion is afraid of?' The class answers: a lioness. Anonymous
Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Because they have thick fingers. Anonymous
Whether you give a crap or don't give a crap, nobody wants crap anyway! CoolFunnyQuotes.com
Don't mess with me, I know Karate, Judo, Jujitsu, Kung Fu and 20 other dangerous words. Anonymous
I finally found love... in Webster's dictionary, page 357 at the bottom right. Anonymous
When people ask me what is more important, food or love, I don't answer because I'm eating. Anonymous
If you love a friend, let them go. If they come back with coffee, it was meant to be. Anonymous
I looked into my wallet and it was empty, I looked through all my pockets and they were all empty. Then I looked into my heart and I found you, and only then I figured out how rich I was. Anonymous
It's a good thing I brought my library card because I'm totally checking you out. Anonymous
Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love. Albert Einstein