All you have to know about celery is that it's made up of 95% water, and it's 100% not pizza.
You already know something you don't even know that you know.
Dr. Milton Erickson
You can talk to yourself and you can answer yourself, but if feel the need to pardon yourself, that's when you know something's wrong.
You know the potholes on a road are bad when they assign lifeguards to them, in case anybody falls inside.
You know you're a mom when you understand why mama bear's porridge was cold.
I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as a sign of their great respect, they don't even invite me.
It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.
Kids, I don't know if our ceiling is the best ceiling... but it's definitely up there.
If you know how many cupcakes I'm holding behind my back I'll give you both of them.
After many years of studying my Geography book I finally know by heart that Australia is on page 23.
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