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I just found out it takes 5 sheep to make one wool sweater. I didn't even know they knew how to knit.
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I'd walk through fire for my best friend. Well, not fire because that's dangerous. But a super humid room... well not too humid, because you know... my hair.
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How do you know a man is thinking about his future? He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
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Never run away when you see a bear, unless you know you can beat some of the other runners.
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You know you're an adult when you get excited about a new cleaning sponge at the kitchen sink.
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The probability of meeting someone you know increases a hundredfold when you're with someone you're not supposed to be seen with.
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Newspaper Ad. For sale: Encyclopedia Britannica, complete set of 45 volumes. No longer needed due to getting married. My wife knows everything. $200 Or best offer.
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You can talk to yourself and you can answer yourself, but if feel the need to pardon yourself, that's when you know something's wrong.
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