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I just found out it takes 5 sheep to make one wool sweater. I didn't even know they knew how to knit.

I'd walk through fire for my best friend. Well, not fire because that's dangerous. But a super humid room... well not too humid, because you know... my hair.

How do you know a man is thinking about his future? He buys two cases of beer instead of one.

Never run away when you see a bear, unless you know you can beat some of the other runners.

You know you're an adult when you get excited about a new cleaning sponge at the kitchen sink.

I don't know what's tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

The probability of meeting someone you know increases a hundredfold when you're with someone you're not supposed to be seen with.

I'm a Victoria's Secret model. It's such a secret, not even Victoria knows.

You never know what you have, until you clean your closet.

Newspaper Ad. For sale: Encyclopedia Britannica, complete set of 45 volumes. No longer needed due to getting married. My wife knows everything. $200 Or best offer.

You can talk to yourself and you can answer yourself, but if feel the need to pardon yourself, that's when you know something's wrong.

Me: "I need help around here!" Then me again "No, not like that, here I'll do it."

I don't know how to act my age because I've never been this old before.

You already know something you don't even know that you know.