Dear Diamond, we all know who is really a girl's best friend. Sincerely yours, Chocolate Cake.
I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake.
When you are stressed you eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets, because stressed spelled backwards is desserts.
Friends are chocolate chips in the cookie of life!
You know you are getting old when the candles on your birthday cake start to cost more than the cake itself.
"Oh you want to have your cake and eat it too?" Darn right, what good is cake if you can't eat it ?
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.
There's nothing better than a good friend, except for a good friend with chocolate.
Next week I'm going on a diet, you can buy me jewelry instead of chocolate.
Nine out of ten people love chocolate, and the 10th person is always lying.
Birthdays are nature's way of feeding us cake.
If you don't cut the cake in pieces and just eat the whole cake, then you only had one piece.
Chocolate is great, it gives you energy which can be used to go buy more chocolate.
Dear LOL, thank you for being there for me all those times I never had something else to say.
How do I like my eggs? In a cake.
Dear automatic flushing toilet... I appreciate the enthusiasm, but I wasn't done yet.
I always carry a knife in my purse, just in case we're having cake.
I eat cake because it's someone's birthday somewhere today.
If you can't remember my name, just say "Chocolate" and I'll turn around.
Chocolate doesn't ask silly questions, chocolate understands.
Dear sleep: thanks for trying, but you can't beat surfing the net.
I eat cake every day because somewhere out there it's someone's birthday and I like to celebrate.
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