Dear Diamond, we all know who is really a girl's best friend. Sincerely yours, Chocolate Cake.
There's nothing better than a good friend, except for a good friend with chocolate. Anonymous
When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity. Albert Einstein
Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves. Albert Einstein
A girl called me once and said "come over, nobody is home!" I went there and she was right, nobody was home! Anonymous
As your best friend I'll always pick you up when you fall, after I finish laughing. Anonymous
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. Groucho Marx
Laughing is one of the best exercises, it's like running inside your mind. You can do it almost anywhere and it's even better with a friend. Anonymous