Know Quotes

If someone says "Who are you gonna call?" and your instinct is to say "Ghostbusters" then I probably don't want to know you.

I know that Einstein's theory of relativity is correct because every weekend goes by twice as fast as normal.

I know I'm a handful, but that's why you have two hands.

You know you're a mom when you understand why mama bear's porridge was cold.

I'm not stubborn, my way is just better than yours.