If someone says "Who are you gonna call?" and your instinct is to say "Ghostbusters" then I probably don't want to know you.Anonymous
I know that Einstein's theory of relativity is correct because every weekend goes by twice as fast as normal.Anonymous
I know I'm a handful, but that's why you have two hands.Anonymous
You know you're a mom when you understand why mama bear's porridge was cold.Anonymous
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