My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch... I call it lunch.
I might wake up early and do some exercise, or I might win the lotto, the odds are the same. Anonymous
Of all my body parts my eyes get the most exercise, I do at least a thousand eye rolls every day. Anonymous
Your mind needs exercise just as much as your body does, that's why I think of jogging every day. Anonymous
I follow a rigorous exercise routine that I never get lazy about; fetching beer bottles from the fridge. Anonymous
The traffic is so slow today that I read two books, ate lunch, dinner, replied to all my emails, and I still haven't got to work yet. Anonymous
When I was in high school I had two favorite subjects, lunch and recess. Anonymous
As I have gotten older and wiser I discovered that there are six things that I really loved about my job. Pay day, lunch time, quitting time, vacation time, holidays, and of course retirement.