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That moment when you dip your cookie in milk for too long and it breaks off, then you wonder why bad things happen to good people.

If I had 10 cookies and you took half, do you know what you would have? That's right, a black eye and a broken hand.

Fortune cookie: You'll have a better fortune in the next cookie.

A cookie a day keeps the sadness away. An entire jar of cookies a day brings it back.

Friends are chocolate chips in the cookie of life!

Just got 30 minutes of cardio trying to pick up an ice cube from the kitchen floor.

Out of my mind! Back in five minutes.

Never trust someone who takes hours to text you back, but when you hang out with them they check their phone every minute.

When you wake up at 6 in the morning, you close your eyes for 5 minutes and it's already 6:45. When you're at work and it's 2:30, you close your eyes for 5 minutes and it's 2:31.

A glass of beer shortens your life by one minute, a glass of wine by two minutes, and a day of work by seven to ten hours.