Lies I tell myself: Just one more cookie. Just one more movie. Just one more minute.
If I had 10 cookies and you took half, do you know what you would have? That's right, a black eye and a broken hand.
Don't ask me anything, and I won't tell you any lies.
Friends are chocolate chips in the cookie of life!
A cookie a day keeps the sadness away. An entire jar of cookies a day brings it back.
Don't believe everything fortune cookies tells you. Just because they're sweet doesn't mean they're right.
In the morning I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the evening I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the night I can't sleep.. I'm so hungry!
If you eat in the kitchen, your room is always clean, and you go to sleep at 9 o'clock, it means you don't have Internet!!
Fortune cookie: You'll have a better fortune in the next cookie.
Waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn, hardest thing in the world.
The book of records wanted to give me the record for the biggest liar, but I lied that I moved out of the country.
If my life was an action movie, my boss would be the spy trying to sabotage my mission, and my mission would be going on Facebook.
Whenever I am sad I go to my favorite place... the fridge.
The difference between pizza and your opinion is that I actually asked for pizza.
Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.
I liked the movie Titanic, my favorite character was the iceberg.
If we shouldn't eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge?
I'm like Pacman when I'm at a party, I eat everything and run away from anyone coming close to me.
Being a beaver is nice, if you're hungry you just eat a piece of your home.
Never judge a book by it's movie
Math: the only place where you have to figure out the ratio of yellow candy to blue candy when all you're thinking about is eating them.
I eat cake because it's someone's birthday somewhere today.
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