Sit down and let me tell you a story. Once upon a time I was hungry, and that's what happened to all your chocolate.
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Being a beaver is nice, if you're hungry you just eat a piece of your home.
I'm so sorry about what I said when I was hungry.
In the morning I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the evening I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the night I can't sleep.. I'm so hungry!
If you eat in the kitchen, your room is always clean, and you go to sleep at 9 o'clock, it means you don't have Internet!!
There's nothing better than a good friend, except for a good friend with chocolate.
Nine out of ten people love chocolate, and the 10th person is always lying.
Whenever I am sad I go to my favorite place... the fridge.
Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.
If we shouldn't eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge?
I'm like Pacman when I'm at a party, I eat everything and run away from anyone coming close to me.
Chocolate is great, it gives you energy which can be used to go buy more chocolate.
Every time I have my picture taken I get hungry because I hear 'cheese' so I
start to think of a nice cheese sandwich.
Math: the only place where you have to figure out the ratio of yellow candy to blue candy when all you're thinking about is eating them.
If I had 10 cookies and you took half, do you know what you would have? That's right, a black eye and a broken hand.
I'm just going to flip this omelette... Okay, we're having scrambled eggs.
Making food: 1 hour. Eating food: 20 seconds. Washing dishes: never ending.
I'm gonna order a pizza 5 minutes before the new year, then when it arrives I'll say I ordered this last year.
Yesterday I really wanted tacos, and now I'm eating tacos. Follow your dreams!
I eat cake every day because somewhere out there it's someone's birthday and I like to celebrate.
I hate when I go to the kitchen looking for food, and I find is ingredients.
Diet day #1: All the unhealthy food has been removed from the house. It was delicious.
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