I can't sleep good when I know the food is feeling cold in the fridge.
If we shouldn't eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge? Anonymous
Whenever I am sad I go to my favorite place... the fridge. Anonymous
I follow a rigorous exercise routine that I never get lazy about; fetching beer bottles from the fridge. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
I hate when I go to the kitchen looking for food, and I find is ingredients. Anonymous
When people ask me what is more important, food or love, I don't answer because I'm eating. Anonymous
I'm glad I don't have to hunt my own food, I don't even know where sandwiches live. Anonymous
Making food: 1 hour. Eating food: 20 seconds. Washing dishes: never ending. Anonymous
I feel sorry for people who don't have dogs. I hear they have to pick up food they drop on the floor. Anonymous
Give a man a fish and he will have food for one day. Teach him to catch fish and he will spend all day at the lake drinking beer. Anonymous
My daily routine. Morning: Feeling tired, cranky and lazy. Afternoon: I could go for a nap. Night: I can't sleep. Anonymous
I tried counting sheep so I can fall asleep but that got boring, so I started talking to the shepherd instead. Anonymous
He's so lazy that if there were work in bed, he would rather sleep on the floor.
My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way. Henny Youngman