I can't sleep good when I know the food is feeling cold in the fridge.
If we shouldn't eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge? Anonymous
Whenever I am sad I go to my favorite place... the fridge. Anonymous
I follow a rigorous exercise routine that I never get lazy about; fetching beer bottles from the fridge. Anonymous
I hate when I go to the kitchen looking for food, and I find is ingredients. Anonymous
When people ask me what is more important, food or love, I don't answer because I'm eating. Anonymous
I'm glad I don't have to hunt my own food, I don't even know where sandwiches live. Anonymous