I can't sleep good when I know the food is feeling cold in the fridge.
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My daily routine. Morning: Feeling tired, cranky and lazy. Afternoon: I could go for a nap. Night: I can't sleep.
I'm not always annoying, sometimes I sleep too.
Give a man a fish and he will have food for one day. Teach him to catch fish and he will spend all day at the lake drinking beer.
I feel sorry for people who don't have dogs. I hear they have to pick up food they drop on the floor.
I am on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.
Making food: 1 hour. Eating food: 20 seconds. Washing dishes: never ending.
Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.
Pros and cons for making food: Pro: Food. Con: Making.
I'm glad I don't have to hunt my own food, I don't even know where sandwiches live.
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% Halloween candy.
When people ask me what is more important, food or love, I don't answer because I'm eating.
I hate when I go to the kitchen looking for food, and I find is ingredients.
I follow a rigorous exercise routine that I never get lazy about; fetching beer bottles from the fridge.
Whenever I am sad I go to my favorite place... the fridge.
I enjoy taking long romantic walks, to the fridge.
If we shouldn't eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge?
I lost some weight once, but I found it again in the fridge.
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