I can't sleep good when I know the food is feeling cold in the fridge.
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If we shouldn't eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge?
I lost some weight once, but I found it again in the fridge.
Me and my bed are perfect for each other, but my alarm clock keeps trying to break us up.
Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.
Pros and cons for making food: Pro: Food. Con: Making.
Don't give up on your dreams so soon, sleep longer.
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking terrible?
When I'm at work I can fall asleep instantly, but when I'm in my bed I can hardly fall asleep.
I'm like Pacman when I'm at a party, I eat everything and run away from anyone coming close to me.
Being a beaver is nice, if you're hungry you just eat a piece of your home.
All you have to know about celery is that it's made up of 95% water, and it's 100% not pizza.
If you don't cut the cake in pieces and just eat the whole cake, then you only had one piece.
Chocolate is great, it gives you energy which can be used to go buy more chocolate.
Every time I have my picture taken I get hungry because I hear 'cheese' so I
start to think of a nice cheese sandwich.
How do I like my eggs? In a cake.
Square box, round pizza, triangle slices, now that's confusing.
It's so hot outside that I went to buy vegetables, and by the time I got home they turned into soup already.
I enjoy taking long romantic walks, to the fridge.
Your eyes water when you yawn because you miss your bed and it makes you sad.
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