It's all fun and games until your jeans don't fit any more.
The most fun things in life are either immoral, illegal or they make you fat.
I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly.
In the morning I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the evening I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the night I can't sleep.. I'm so hungry!
If you eat in the kitchen, your room is always clean, and you go to sleep at 9 o'clock, it means you don't have Internet!!
Whenever I am sad I go to my favorite place... the fridge.
The difference between pizza and your opinion is that I actually asked for pizza.
A relationship without trust is like a cell phone with no service, all you can do is play games.
Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.
If we shouldn't eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge?
I'm like Pacman when I'm at a party, I eat everything and run away from anyone coming close to me.
Being a beaver is nice, if you're hungry you just eat a piece of your home.
Math: the only place where you have to figure out the ratio of yellow candy to blue candy when all you're thinking about is eating them.
If I had 10 cookies and you took half, do you know what you would have? That's right, a black eye and a broken hand.
I eat cake because it's someone's birthday somewhere today.
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I've gained too much weight.
I didn't mean to gain weight, it just happened by snackcident.
I'm just going to flip this omelette... Okay, we're having scrambled eggs.
I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and then wake up beautiful.
You just can't live a full life on an empty stomach.
Lies I tell myself: Just one more cookie. Just one more movie. Just one more minute.
Making food: 1 hour. Eating food: 20 seconds. Washing dishes: never ending.
