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I don't know what's tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it becomes a soap opera.

I know how to live my life to the fullest.. but let's speak later after I finish playing some computer games.

A relationship without trust is like a cell phone with no service, all you can do is play games.

Stop saying "B4" instead of "Before," you're ruining my Bingo game.

Life is a pretty cheezy game, but at least it has good graphics.

The most fun things in life are either immoral, illegal or they make you fat.

Alcohol doesn't make you fat, it makes you lean... against tables, chairs and walls.

I love my six pack so much, I protect is with a layer of fat.

Dear Santa, this year I'd like a fat bank account, and a thin body... please don't confuse the two like you did last time.