It's all fun and games until your jeans don't fit any more.
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Dear Santa, this year I'd like a fat bank account, and a thin body... please don't confuse the two like you did last time.
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The most fun things in life are either immoral, illegal or they make you fat.
I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly.
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Life is a pretty cheezy game, but at least it has good graphics.
Stop saying "B4" instead of "Before," you're ruining my Bingo game.
A relationship without trust is like a cell phone with no service, all you can do is play games.
I know how to live my life to the fullest.. but let's speak later after I finish playing some computer games.
Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it becomes a soap opera.
I don't know what's tighter, our jeans or our friendship.
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