Anonymous Quote

I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly.

Steven Alexander Wright

In the morning I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the evening I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the night I can't sleep.. I'm so hungry!

Anonymous

If you eat in the kitchen, your room is always clean, and you go to sleep at 9 o'clock, it means you don't have Internet!!

Anonymous

Whenever I am sad I go to my favorite place... the fridge.

Anonymous

The difference between pizza and your opinion is that I actually asked for pizza.

Anonymous

A relationship without trust is like a cell phone with no service, all you can do is play games.

Anonymous

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

Anonymous

If we shouldn't eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge?

Anonymous

I'm like Pacman when I'm at a party, I eat everything and run away from anyone coming close to me.

Anonymous

Being a beaver is nice, if you're hungry you just eat a piece of your home.

Anonymous

Math: the only place where you have to figure out the ratio of yellow candy to blue candy when all you're thinking about is eating them.

Anonymous

If I had 10 cookies and you took half, do you know what you would have? That's right, a black eye and a broken hand.

Anonymous

I eat cake because it's someone's birthday somewhere today.

Anonymous

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I've gained too much weight.

Anonymous

I didn't mean to gain weight, it just happened by snackcident.

Anonymous

I'm just going to flip this omelette... Okay, we're having scrambled eggs.

Anonymous

I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and then wake up beautiful.

Anonymous

You just can't live a full life on an empty stomach.

Anonymous

Lies I tell myself: Just one more cookie. Just one more movie. Just one more minute.

Anonymous

Making food: 1 hour. Eating food: 20 seconds. Washing dishes: never ending.

Anonymous