He's so lazy that if there were work in bed, he would rather sleep on the floor.
Ultimate lazy moment: Watching the sunrise on TV because you're too lazy to get up and watch it for real.CoolFunnyQuotes.com
Being a couch potato is dangerous, someone may get hungry and eat you! CoolFunnyQuotes.com
Yesterday I did nothing and today I'm finishing what I did yesterday.Anonymous
If I won the award for laziness, I would send somebody to pick it up for me.Anonymous
You know you are lazy when you get excited about cancelling your plans.Anonymous
I wonder, we lazy people go to heaven... or do they send someone to pick us up?Anonymous
Maybe there are no excuses to be lazy, but I'm still going to keep looking.Anonymous