He's so lazy that if there were work in bed, he would rather sleep on the floor.
Ultimate lazy moment: Watching the sunrise on TV because you're too lazy to get up and watch it for real. Anonymous
Being a couch potato is dangerous, someone may get hungry and eat you! CoolFunnyQuotes.com
Yesterday I did nothing and today I'm finishing what I did yesterday. Anonymous
If I won the award for laziness, I would send somebody to pick it up for me. Anonymous
You know you are lazy when you get excited about cancelling your plans. Anonymous
I wonder, we lazy people go to heaven... or do they send someone to pick us up? Anonymous
Maybe there are no excuses to be lazy, but I'm still going to keep looking. Anonymous