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He's so lazy that if there were work in bed, he would rather sleep on the floor.

Ultimate lazy moment: Watching the sunrise on TV because you're too lazy to get up and watch it for real.

Yesterday I did nothing and today I'm finishing what I did yesterday.

I am too lazy to be lazy.

If I won the award for laziness, I would send somebody to pick it up for me.

You know you are lazy when you get excited about cancelling your plans.

I wonder, we lazy people go to heaven... or do they send someone to pick us up?

I'm not lazy, I'm on power saving mode.

Maybe there are no excuses to be lazy, but I'm still going to keep looking.

My goal this weekend is to move... just enough so people don't think I'm dead.