I love my computer because all my friends live inside it!
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
Life is a pretty cheezy game, but at least it has good graphics. Anonymous
My wife never gives up. She is so insistent that she entered the wrong password over and over again until she managed to convince the computer that she's right! Anonymous
My wife loves me so much, she tries her best to attract me to her. The other day she put on a perfume that smells like a computer. Anonymous
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? Anonymous
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt. Charles M. Schulz
I changed my password everywhere to 'incorrect.' That way when I forget it, it always reminds me, 'Your password is incorrect.' Anonymous
A text message can lead to a date, which can lead to a kiss, and a wonderful night together. Will you text me? Anonymous
If there's no love in the world,... let's make some. Anonymous
I know how to live my life to the fullest.. but let's speak later after I finish playing some computer games. Anonymous