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If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was any smarter.

John Gotti

What animal can jump higher than a house? Any animal that can jump at all, because houses can't jump.

Anonymous

In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.

Woody Allen

Retirement is great, you get to be your own boss and tell yourself to do nothing all day.

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Tell your boss what you really think about him, and the truth shall set you free, from your job.

Anonymous

Got to work this morning and my boss told me 'have a good day', so I went home and had a great day!

Anonymous

My boss asked me where I see myself in 5 years. I told him if his hair keeps falling out, I'll see myself in his bald spot.

Anonymous

If my life was an action movie, my boss would be the spy trying to sabotage my mission, and my mission would be going on Facebook.

Anonymous

My boss is like a baby, screams and wakes me up every half hour.

Anonymous

My boss told me "It's not rocket science." Yeah, almost everything that exists is not rocket science.

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I'm not bossy, I just know exactly what you should be doing.

Anonymous

I'm not bossy, I just know exactly what you should be doing.

Anonymous

If my life was an action movie, my boss would be the spy trying to sabotage my mission, and my mission would be going on Facebook.

Anonymous

My boss asked me where I see myself in 5 years. I told him if his hair keeps falling out, I'll see myself in his bald spot.

Anonymous

My boss is like a baby, screams and wakes me up every half hour.

Anonymous

My boss told me "It's not rocket science." Yeah, almost everything that exists is not rocket science.

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What animal can jump higher than a house? Any animal that can jump at all, because houses can't jump.

Anonymous

According to Archimedes' principle, what happens when you jump in a bathtub full of water? Answer: The phone rings.

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I stretch my arms, I bend my knees, I straighten my neck, and they are all crunching. Conclusion: I'm not getting older, I'm getting more crunchy.

Anonymous