Santa saw your Facebook posts. This year you're getting a dictionary.
Give me your photo so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas.
There are more important things in life than Facebook and Twitter,.. like watching TV, and having a beer.
Most of us don't realize it, but we're all part of something much bigger than ourselves, and we're all connected in some way, not just through Facebook.
If I don't log into Facebook two days in a row, call the police, someone must've kidnapped me!
Christmas is a competition between who gives up first: Your feet or your wallet.
I'm going to open a new Facebook account named 'Anonymous' so all the cool quotes will be attributed to me!
Facebook status: I'm not online, it's just an optical illusion.
Long time ago I used to have a life, until someone told me to create a Facebook account.
I'm sorry that I'm not updating my Facebook status, my cat ate my mouse.
Relationships these days start by pressing LIKE on her photo.
I now pronounce you man and wife, you may now change your Facebook status.
There's life without Facebook and Internet? Really? Send me the link.
If my life was an action movie, my boss would be the spy trying to sabotage my mission, and my mission would be going on Facebook.
I made my Facebook name "Benefits," so when you add me now it says "you're friends with benefits."
If you keep annoying me, I'll give your phone number to all the kids and tell them it's Santa's hotline.
Dear Santa, this year I'd like a fat bank account, and a thin body... please don't confuse the two like you did last time.
Sunglasses: allowing you to stare at people without getting caught. It's like Facebook in real life.
I finally found love... in Webster's dictionary, page 357 at the bottom right.
If Facebook has taught us anything it's that a lot of people aren't quite ready for a spelling bee.
It's almost bed time, so I'll just check my e-mail, Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, and watch a season of my favorite show on Netflix real quick.
You have Facebook? Yup. You have Whatsapp? Yup. You have love? Forgot to install it.
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