Santa saw your Facebook posts. This year you're getting a dictionary.
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Dear Santa, this year I'd like a fat bank account, and a thin body... please don't confuse the two like you did last time.
If you keep annoying me, I'll give your phone number to all the kids and tell them it's Santa's hotline.
Give me a photo of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas.
Christmas is the time when you buy presents with the money from next year.
Christmas is a competition between who gives up first: Your feet or your wallet.
Sunglasses: allowing you to stare at people without getting caught. It's like Facebook in real life.
I made my Facebook name "Benefits," so when you add me now it says "you're friends with benefits."
If my life was an action movie, my boss would be the spy trying to sabotage my mission, and my mission would be going on Facebook.
There's life without Facebook and Internet? Really? Send me the link.
I now pronounce you man and wife, you may now change your Facebook status.
I'm sorry that I'm not updating my Facebook status, my cat ate my mouse.
Long time ago I used to have a life, until someone told me to create a Facebook account.
Facebook status: I'm not online, it's just an optical illusion.
I'm going to open a new Facebook account named 'Anonymous' so all the cool quotes will be attributed to me!
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