I put my phone in airplane mode, but it's not flying! CoolFunnyQuotes.com
You know the oxygen masks on airplanes? I don't think there's really any oxygen. I think they're just to muffle the screams.
If I could be a bird, I'd be a Flying Purple People Eater because then people would sing about me and I could fly down and eat them because I hate that song.
I finally realized that people are prisoners of their phones... that's why it's called a "cell" phone. Anonymous
What's happening with your phone, every time I call you it says 'The subscriber you're calling is a monkey, please contact the zoo.' Anonymous
How do you make your cell phone smarter? Turn up the brightness. Anonymous