I turned my phone on airplane mode and threw it in the air. Worst transformer ever.
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I finally realized that people are prisoners of their phones... that's why it's called a "cell" phone.
What's happening with your phone, every time I call you it says 'The subscriber you're calling is a monkey, please contact the zoo.'
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it's not flying!
How do you make your cell phone smarter? Turn up the brightness.
Dance like nobody is watching, because they are not, they are all checking their phones.
My cell phone is acting up, I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I'm still at work.
I miss the days when you could just push someone in the swimming pool without worrying about their cell phone.
Hmmm this text message is a little too harsh, I'll add LOL at the end.
Our phones fall, we panic. Our friends fall, we laugh.
I'll call it a smartphone when I yell "Where's my phone?" and it yells back "Down here in the couch cushions!"
To make a mistake is human, but to blame it on someone else, that's even more human.
Girls are like phones. We love to be held and talked to, but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!
It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.
You're born free, then you're taxed to death.
If you don't succeed at first, hide all evidence that you tried.
The probability of meeting someone you know increases a hundredfold when you're with someone you're not supposed to be seen with.
Don't ask me anything, and I won't tell you any lies.
You know when you put a stick in water and it looks bent? That's why I never take baths.
Don't be stupid, it might make you famous.
I'm not afraid of flying, I'm afraid of not flying.
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